Police in Trail responded to a dispute between two neighbours in the 600 block of Victoria Street on Friday that may or may not have been vegetable-related.
They say a 47-year-old man claimed his elderly neighbour threw a potato and carrot at his house. However, the neighbour “appeared bewildered” by the accusation when an officer discussed the matter with her.
“Trail RCMP concluded the matter, as a single potato and carrot do not make for a cornucopia of evidence,” they quipped in a news release.