Alex was just so excited that the trade war was over that he had to put his thoughts into song. His thoughts are as flat and sharp as his singing notes.
In case you can’t understand ol’ marble mouth, here are the lyrics:
Donald, get yourself off your phone
I said, Donald, the old agreement has flown
I said, Donald, there’s a place you can go
make a deal you can call your own
Donald, get those cars on the lots
I said, Donald, don’t mind the Russian bots
You can, play with everyone’s livelihoods
Lets mess with some foreign goods
[Chorus]
It’s fun to trade through the US.M.C.A
It’s fun to trade through the US.M.C.A
They dropped the price for you to buy on the net
if you’re a dairy farmer don’t fret
It’s fun to trade through the US.M.C.A
It’s fun to trade through the US.M.C.A
Whether its milk or its cars, you know you will go far
you might even avoid a trade warrrrr
Donald, no need to remake the wheel
I said, Donald, keep those tariffs on steel?
I said, Donald, the others can still appeal
But you got to know this one thing
Donald, you can’t do it yourself
I said, Donald, put your pride on the shelf
And just go there, to the US.M.C.A
and ratify the deal today
[Chorus]
It’s fun to trade through the US.M.C.A
It’s fun to trade through the US.M.C.A
They dropped the price for you to buy on the net
if you’re a dairy farmer don’t fret
It’s fun to trade through the US.M.C.A
It’s fun to trade through the US.M.C.A
Whether its milk or its cars, you know you will go far
you might even avoid a trade warrrrr
