On Air U-S-M-C-A (YMCA Parody) SHARE ON: Alex Martin, staff Monday, Oct. 1st, 2018 Alex was just so excited that the trade war was over that he had to put his thoughts into song. His thoughts are as flat and sharp as his singing notes. https://www.mykootenaynow.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/USMCA_SongParody_10-01-2018.mp3 In case you can’t understand ol’ marble mouth, here are the lyrics: Donald, get yourself off your phone I said, Donald, the old agreement has flown I said, Donald, there’s a place you can go make a deal you can call your own Donald, get those cars on the lots I said, Donald, don’t mind the Russian bots You can, play with everyone’s livelihoods Lets mess with some foreign goods [Chorus] It’s fun to trade through the US.M.C.A It’s fun to trade through the US.M.C.A They dropped the price for you to buy on the net if you’re a dairy farmer don’t fret It’s fun to trade through the US.M.C.A It’s fun to trade through the US.M.C.A Whether its milk or its cars, you know you will go far you might even avoid a trade warrrrr Donald, no need to remake the wheel I said, Donald, keep those tariffs on steel? I said, Donald, the others can still appeal But you got to know this one thing Donald, you can’t do it yourself I said, Donald, put your pride on the shelf And just go there, to the US.M.C.A and ratify the deal today [Chorus] It’s fun to trade through the US.M.C.A It’s fun to trade through the US.M.C.A They dropped the price for you to buy on the net if you’re a dairy farmer don’t fret It’s fun to trade through the US.M.C.A It’s fun to trade through the US.M.C.A Whether its milk or its cars, you know you will go far you might even avoid a trade warrrrr Tags: Alex is dumbParodyUSMCA